Reasons why you can never ask us things.
Zach: Is anything going on tonight?
Me: Strategic takeover of the Western Hemisphere.
Jordan: I'll be out of town.
Ashley: Hookers and blow.
Zach: I knew I should have learned Spanish.
Me: Too late now, fucker.
Ashley: Would y'all wanna eat out or cook something together??
Zach: Jordan, I can't let you leave town. The cops are after you. You killed that guy.
Jordan: But I'm already half way to Shawnee!
Me: What on earth would we cook? Zach's left foot?
Zach: Wait, what's in Shawnee? There's nothing in Shawnee.
Jordan: Also, who told you about that murder? I thought I got rid of the witnesses.
Jordan: I'm going to Mikka's graduation.
Ashley: Your mom's in Shawnee...and yes we will eat Zach's left foot...let's eat his right also cuz why not!
Me: We should invite Mary. She's all about the cannibalism.
