when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
|—||John Mulaney (via maxistentialist)|
This Vine gives me life.
I fucking played this video in the living room in complete silence when my mom and step dad were in the room and they both go “What the hell are you watching”. Thanks tumblr
i want this as my phone riingtone thanks.
Nicki Minaj transformed into two white guys?
Not kidding, I’ve actually had this in my head all day. Glad it popped back up.
as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate
the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada
#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets
Honest to God, I was driving to class the other day and almost wrecked my car watching the geese on the Bennet Chapel lawn attack some passing students. It was magic.
My dishwasher has standing water in the bottom. o.o
And my garbage disposal is not draining quickly.
I’m afraid to flush my toilet.
when will parents understand that in some games you can save whenever you want and in some games you cant
I could tell my mom really loved me because she would always say “Find a save point”
one day I’m going to post all of these to facebook at once and never talk to anyone in this fucking state again
god I hate the south