February 2012
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I am a terrible fucking person
So I was supposed to start watching my neighbor’s cats tonight. But I am now realizing (at 2 am) that the call from random number I don’t have saved in my phone (that just shows up as the number and the location of Michigan) was him asking if I wanted to get his keys.
I’m an ass.
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I really fucking love my friends.
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Know where I haven't been in like forever?
The Omniplex.
Let’s go.
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Tonight was a good night.
Though my throat hurts from making angry cow and Gary Busey noises.
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I feel like there may be an Aaron Sorkin marathon in my near future.
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strix-nebulosa:
Zach just totally Sherlock Holmes’d where I live.
I’m a bit scared now…
I told you, I wouldn’t creep!
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January 2012
6 posts
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Trying to Batman
So I started this diet. Cut down on milk. No fries with meals (I eat out a lot…). Less sugar. More veggies. No Soda. I drink a lot of soda.
I started this diet last week. Sunday the 22nd. It has been a whole week since I’ve had caffeine of any form. I’m proud of myself.
Guys. I would straight up kick a velociraptor in the dick for a soda right now.
This guy. Right in the...
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If I had to pinpoint what bothers me most about the subject, though, it’s...
– Drew McWeeny - What Happens When We Find The Line As Viewers?
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And then lots of Skyrim happened.
Because Skyrim, right?
December 2011
2 posts
Seriously, can we, as human beings, just quit being so fucking mean to each other?
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November 2011
4 posts
FlungIntoSpace has died of dysentery.
No…not dysentery. Fuck.
Someone stole my XBox Live account, which had my debit card info saved on it. They then bought a bunch of points. Then spent them. On fucking Rock Band DLC.
Cocksucker bought fucking LIMP BIZKIT songs…with my profile.
I feel dirty.
Anyway. This is the new name. I’m taking the opportunity to change my entire online profile. I am TimeNugget across...
This Week Sucks.
My coworker and friend had a stroke and someone stole my debit card number.
Oh and I’m sick too.
Drunken Midwest adventures
obtusepixel:
Tired of the OSU and K-State game, friends wants Battlefield 3 for PC. Wal-Mart is out, so we drive across town to Best Buy
story of my life.
October 2011
13 posts
A Typical Conversation at Home
(After buying Steven a candy bar)
Steven: Was this you buying me off for having to see you come downstairs in just your underwear earlier?
Me: Shit, I make no apologies for that. Beefy and proud!
Nathan: Eh. You’re more Cake-y
Me: *Sigh* Yeeaaahhh…You’re right.
Nathan: It’s cool, though! Women love cake!
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I really ought not to have done that...
Because it’s three in the goddamned morning.
But trust me. It was an accident.
And you’re just so damned great, I couldn’t help myself.
Sorry dear.
September 2011
3 posts
One thing that pisses me off about Android: when you set an alarm (in this case, a wake up alarm), it tells you how long until the alarm will go off.
“Alarm will sound in 5 hours and 29 minutes.”
Yeah? Well fuck you.
Whoops.
Aw shit, I have a tumblr, don’t I?
Kinda forgot.
June 2011
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May 2011
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